AUDI: Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW: Brings Me Women
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill or For Only Rough Drivers
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE: Proof of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
KIA: Kills in Accidents
OPEL: Old People Ending Lives
GOLF/GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside
HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away
POLO: Panties off Legs Open
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